Saturday, August 30, 2008

What's the big deal about bathroom breaks??

Geez, New Yorkers get their panties in a bunch when someone has to pee! Must be a new thing after I moved out because no one gave me a hard time about this, ever!

If you're visible from the stage at a Barry concert, don't even THINK about getting up to pee, you WILL be called out in front of God and everyone by the man himself. If you play the drinking game at a show, be prepared. Even a Foley catheter is better than facing that humiliation.

Now imagine you're this guy: Fan Ejected From Yankee Stadium For Bathroom Break

"A Queens man is considering legal action against the New York Yankees after he was ejected from Tuesday night's contest against the Boston Red Sox for trying to use the restroom during the playing of "God Bless America."
During the patriotic 7th inning stretch at Yankee Stadium, nature called on Bradford Campeau-Laurion. When he tried to leave his seat during the traditional singing of God Bless America, however, he says he was stopped by a NYPD officer who said he'd have to wait until the song was done. "

I'm a hardcore American patriot but I also know that bladders don't respect the flag or "God Bless America". Or even "Weekend in New England".

Happy Labor Day!

1 comment:

  1. Perhaps not..but you better keep your bladder under control for "Sweet Caroline" at a Red Sox might get wrestled to the ground and held down until the song is over. The things we do for our heroes LOL